From the Impala to the Enterprise

orville-redenbacher-space-hero:

this is blowing my fucking mind

wigmund:

The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history. 

• The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
• The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty. 
• The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.

kvothe-kingkiller:

if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:

basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues

1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red

2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river

3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched

4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die

5) pestilence: toxins again

6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils

7) hail: the storm again

8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.

9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun

10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies

the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.

another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest

some sources: X X

vampiregirl2345:

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN

warriorprincess1995:

Fun fact! Water actually turns “blood red” when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt’s environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.

joshuu-nutboi-higashikata:

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thehugwizard:

lovelesssupremeshirts:

realkremlinhours:

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animeismybestfriend104:

marxism-sjwism:

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

does that include bread

yes

Here’s the USDA mold chart

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kaylapocalypse:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

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words-and-seeds:

Jacob: I have the only key to the weapons room.

John: What if you die, Jacob? How will we get the weapons then?

Jacob: If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.

murderous-wolf-daddy:

I did not sign up to have a voice kink and I feel personally attacked by the video game industry’s success in taking advantage of it.

gewaks:

birdbride:

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z-o-r-a-k:

dovewithscales:

jabberwockypie:

wherda-cat:

This is one of those ‘kind of sorry I get it’ jokes…

Oh no.

Oh.

Hate this comic because i didnt get the joke for a hot minute and my stoned ass went and googled “Are ducks birds”

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virtuous-thing:

thehotgirlproject:

becausebirds:

A perfect duet.

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

Reblogging now to watch later out of respect of the person sleeping in bed with me

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thatcoysmile:

awkwardspontaneity:

anxietyproblem:

Follow @anxietyproblem

Don’t appreciate being called out all the time😣🙃

Spongebob in this meme is my spirit animal.

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fluffmugger:

catchymemes:

A drink or two

#the internet is a chaotic neutral space#if you ask a chaotic neutral entity to do something for you might not get a no#but you might get a very strange yes

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